Do you settle for the girl-next-door, who's simple and easy to impress, or do you rock up to the school reunion with a goddamn goddess on your arm? And yet, secretly, the love options are challenging you, asking you to prove your worth. What you put in, like farming, is what you get out. Harvest Moon is a game series that doesn't have high scores or difficulty settings. And the Harvest Goddess, who will only marry absolute perfection. The Witch Princess, who needs death and decay as a tribute before she'll fall for you. The butler to a prince from a far-off land, who only turned up after you built them both a palace to live in. Then there was a princess who slept on the 255th floor of a mine filled with monsters. In the DS game, I dated a mermaid who lived in a creepy scientist's basement. It's not until later games that your love life gets a little more interesting. There are only three bachelorette options in the GameCube's Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, and they're all quite dull. If Celia was the easiest girl to woo, then Muffy was the next easiest. Turned out Muffy was just as boring, though. Header and all Harvest Moon series images courtesy of Nintendo.
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